my owner told me
we were visiting the park
I woke half a man.
-Renée
I once was studly...
SNIP SNIP- there go my testes
I want neuticles!
-Lisa B
My ancestors cry
That my children are stolen
I just want my balls
-MeltySno
never had a chance
to say goodbye, not even
one last lick for luck.
-anon
'kay - you've had your fun.
isn't this like "hide the ball"?
come on - put 'em back!
- lapietra
For the crazy cat people (you know who you are):
The cat is laughing
Alas, he is unaware
His balls are gone too
-AEther
Okay, this one is my favorite:
you may take my balls
but you won't take my power
to make you touch poop
-anon
posted by Chrysanthemum @ 10:21 AM
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