Sunday, December 11, 2005

Bumping into Acquaintences

Yesterday, as we crossed off items on our shopping list, we found ourselves at the scandalous store, Penthouse Boutique. Our goal was to find something good for the grab bag, which we did.

Shopping for said item was funny enough, but not the funniest thing that happened during this escapade. We walk in and Dave goes to me, "Hey... there's Ralph*." This is someone that we both knew back in our days working at Costco. Oh yeah, and we know his wife too.

Anyways, we kept our distance from the poor schlep, as it seemed he was there shopping for himself. When we got to the register, Ralph must tried to circle around to the front of the store to avoid us. He didn't accomplish that, but did manage to set off the security alarm. He walked by us, bright red, head down. The Boy looked at him to say hello, you know... to be friendly-like, but eye contact wasn't happening. We barely made it out to the parking lot before we completely lost it laughing. Just what kind of small talk would we have made in that situation anyways?

Have you heard anything about Jamaica Me Horny? I've been told that it's an excellent movie.

As an aside, I want to point out to Kristin that I had the choice, and I opted for Optional Porn

* Name changed to protect the secret shopper

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