
Boy: You'll never believe what happened. A bird pooped on your car.
Me: Seriously? We just got home!
Boy: Oh yeah... and not just a little one either.
Me: Shut up... you're lying.
Boy: I'm serious! It looks like it hit you in more than one spot.
Me: I just washed the car!!
I'm completely adventurous, passionate and neurotic...I have been accused of preferring the company of animals to people...I am a newlywed, married to the most wonderful boy in the world who loves me for who I am...I'm adjusting to my new last name...I cannot take a compliment very well...I worry, and I'm good at it...I love the way snow packs down under your feet when you step on it...

My blog is worth $3,951.78.
How much is your blog worth?